My soulmate is my bed and always will be
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending
shoutout to the guy at my school that told me “nobody uses a computer anymore.”
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot