canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

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posted at 1:58 pm on Tuesday
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loosur:

daw
posted at 1:57 pm on Tuesday
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my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

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serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

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posted at 1:55 pm on Tuesday
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pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP
posted at 1:54 pm on Tuesday
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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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posted at 1:54 pm on Tuesday
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hunnty:

Walk a mile in theseimage

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